Thursday, February 23, 2006

IMPOSTER!



Fake. Phony. Sham. Pretender. Charlatan. Counterfeit. Pretender.

Though Shaley might look sweet and innocent, this dog has a vicious, murderous side. She preys on unsuspecting victims who are just looking for a family who will love them.

Along with her accomplice, Petey, she weaves a tangled web of deceit and utter chaos. The sting starts with Petey pretending to be available for adoption. Once they get a nibble, a family who shows interest, the real plans goes into action. Competition is always a part of doggie adoption. When the family decides on Petey's competitors, Shaley makes her move. Shaley, who also goes by the alias Lafawnda, sneaks in, attacks, and eliminates Petey's competition. She then pretends to be the rightful pup and is adopted by the family.

Once inside the house, she pilfers several tens of dollars. Occasionally, she will sneak out and send her good friend Petey a token or two. Because they are so cute, nobody will ever believe they are out to do any harm.

They are a dangerous couple. Do not become entangled in their plan of destruction and greed. If you see either of these dogs, please contact 1-800-THAT-AINT-MY-DOG immediately. You never know where they might turn up next.

6 Comments:

Blogger Libby said...

I'm ascared. Should I hide my fur ball?!

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:59:00 PM  
Blogger The 6 Karns' said...

Libby - If YOU have a fur ball - I'm really scared!!

Friday, February 24, 2006 2:51:00 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

I'm a little grossed out now. Libby, maybe you should have that checked.

Friday, February 24, 2006 7:22:00 PM  
Blogger Sean McKee said...

They are to nice looking to be that evil. They must have a mastermind behind their evil plans!

Thursday, March 02, 2006 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger kachika said...

good thing im not into any pets at all

Thursday, March 09, 2006 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

[QUOTE]good thing im not into any pets at all[/QUOTE]

It's safer that way.

Thursday, March 09, 2006 12:18:00 PM  

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